“Fuck Your Sun ☀️ Moon & Rising”
😆 I love this quote so much but I love the person it came out of even more! For my birthday my coven and my regular-degular friends got together for an epic night of board games and shenanigans. Whilst sitting round the table debating the rules for The Road to El Dorado we started talking about our signs. All the bitches and witches rattle off their Astro sign and we get to my friend V, a beautiful Wiccan priestess who starts going into her whole birth chart breakdown. Faces are falling, eyes are twitching, mouths are dropping. One side of the entire table has begun to malfunction because we might have well started speaking in Klingon. In a flash of lightning and sass my favorite hoodoo practitioner and coven sister screams “ fuck your sun moon and rising!!״ Just like that we all explode into hysterical hyena laughs and the culture shock crisis is averted. The awkward tension gone and replaced by insatiable giggles. Now all us bitches and witches have a unifying insider that I just couldn’t resist immortalizing😂
